The Italian Job

The world record holder for longest commercial. This commericial is so long one must pay to see it. The commercial is for Mini Coopers.

Man I sure am glad they didn't put that long new commercial, The Itailian Job, between my movie on Fox.

by Pimp T-Dawg November 13, 2003

black italian

someone with ethnic background consisting of both african and italian

a black person having sex with an italian person makes a black italian

by A_C_UNIT August 1, 2010

Italian Pussy

The act of putting marinara sauce, cheese, and basil into a women's vagina and eating it out.

Girl: Hey baby want to order some pizza?
Guy: I rather have some Italian Pussy.

by sexyandiknowitfd November 21, 2010

Italian Bullet

To Cum on a nerf gun bullet and then shoot it up a girls ass.

Open your ass, bitch im gonna give you an Italian Bullet
Here It Comes... Brace Youself.

by Dr. Lick December 19, 2008

Italian bath

VERB- Italian bath: the act of spraying oneself with cologne instead of actually taking a bath or showering, because you have foul body odor.

Much like the phrase nigger bath, although less racist.
Italian baths can be done with real cologne, or just cheap spray deodorant.

When someone reeks of cologne it is either because they decided to take an italian bath or because they think smelling like perfume will attract ladies.

guidos are famous for taking italian baths.

Bro: "bro there's no way you're gonna have time to take a shower before we hit the clubs"

guido: "don't worry chief, I can just take an italian bath!"

by your.real.name123 November 3, 2010

Italian penis

A phallic devise that causes many woman to stray from their desired future in Psychology, as well as to lose their ability to speak in Greek and German

OMG, I accidentally was penetrated by an Italian penis, then I could no longer speak Greek! I wish I had known before hand.

by Leslie the 'inlove' August 11, 2008

Italian Stallion

Italo is an italian stallion.

guy one: Damn that Italo is an Italian Stallion


guy two:yeah i know, im so jealous

guy one:ok, lets eat pasta, maybe that'll turn us into italian stallions.

guy two: no way, never gonna happen, i'll just kill myself knowing i cant be one.

by i.d.04 July 11, 2004