That’s what she said

A old ass statement that nobody likes anymore unless your seven that is made after a everyday remark that can also be used in the bedroom.

“Dude, why’s is this so fucking hard!”
“That’s what she said!”
“Dude, shit the fuck up!”

by The man under the mask April 11, 2022

That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.

That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:

BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….

by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie February 28, 2022

That’s what she said

The affirmative to a question asking if she said something

Them: did she say that?
Me: that’s what she said

by Post modernism fof December 20, 2019

He meant the exact opposite of what he said

Hahahahaha you fucking clown. Yeah, I'm sure that's the case. Everything is looking pretty fucking free and fair from where I'm standing. This is great!

Hym "Hohohohohoho! THEY BLEW UP THE FUCKING FOOD TRUCK! AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LIKE... DELIBERATELY!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hoooooo man! That is fucking bad! Badbad! Wow! We've officially left 'We need to fight Hamas' territory and ventured face-first into 'Yeah, no, we're just blatantly doing a genocide' land! Holy shit! How's that Genocide Joe pick working of for you, shit-libs? I bet if Trump was still in office the Jews would have killed EVEN MORE INNOCENTS, right? That election though... It was just so very free... and so very fair... I mean... he said it wasn't but... He meant the exact opposite of what he said, right? Were getting a lot of that. People saying things and reality being the literal exact opposite."

by Hym Iam April 2, 2024

Thought Said

Responding to an issue or question in your mind, not verbally

Question. Do you mind covering my shift ?
Response. Sure ...then thought said...I have no plans other than accommodating your life.

by Sperson May 23, 2018

Come Said the Boy

It was a party night,
It was the end of school
His head was feeling light -- first time
She seemed much older then,
She had turned 17,
And she knew some older men -- first time
Come said the boy,
Let's go down to the sand.
Let's do what we wanna do --
Let me be a man for you.
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
And she said -- well I've been waiting for a long time,
And you've changed a lot.
Up-till now it's been the wrong time
To know whether to from here or not
Ohhh well come with me boy,
Just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see -- come on be a man for me.
Ho, ho, ho.
We've both been waiting for a long time,
We've both changed a lot.
Up-till now it seemed the wrong time --
To know wether to from here or not.
Ohhhhhh...

But come said the boy,
Let's go down on the sand,
Let's do what we wanna do --
Let me be a man for you.
She said come with me boy,
Just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see --
COME ON be my MAN for me.
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
It was a party night, it was the end of school.
His head was feeling light -- it was the first time.
She seemed much older then, she had turned 17 --
And she knew some older men...
Ohhh the first time.

by Death Menace April 28, 2023