Christmas Gristle

When you receive a lot of great gifts for Christmas, or for any holiday or special occasion, then you open up the last one and it is awful. Its like when you almost finish eating a good chicken sandwich and the last bite is gristle.

Friend 1: My mom got me a PS4, a new car, and a pair of underwear.
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...

by Tubahokie96 December 16, 2014

preemptive Christmas

The movement of both the radio and retail industry that will see stores set up for the holiday season and radio stations blare out Christmas music 24/7 usually starting around Halloween.

What's up with all the preemptive Christmas? Walmart's setting up trees, and I haven't gone trick-or-treating yet!

by This Hour Has 42 Minutes November 2, 2009

Christmas Cone

A christmas cone refers to sprinkling cocaine over a cone (weed bowl) as it looks like snow on a christmas tree.

Lad 1: 'Aye bro lets go esh up'
Lad 2: 'Oath cunt lets go rip some christmas cones'

by PinguThePenguin May 1, 2019

Daddy Christmas

When you love Santa Claus SO MUCH you call him DADDY CHRISTMAS

"Oh my god I love Christmas."
"Yeah, especially Daddy Christmas."

by Pope Daddy December 21, 2017

Christmas Sac

Soma and Lotus; Rock and Pressure.

A sack w/ methamphetamine, and loud.

A christmas sac @ 20/20 vision

by Tweak Station April 2, 2019

Christmas-itis

When you wake up every christmas at 4 in the morning and can't go back to.sleep

God I'm sooo tired. I got a bad case of Christmas-itis this morning.

by merisbear December 25, 2014

Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.

Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!

by Flealan December 26, 2009