christmas jingle

an annoying song related to the holidays that gets stuck in your head against your will.

my version of a popular christmas jingle:

Oh the weather outside is shitty,
and the heat's broke, what a pity,
and I dont see any po po
so smak a Ho smack a Ho smack a Ho!!!

by jacko113 December 15, 2010

christmas mule

Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.

Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.

by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022

christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.

Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.

by Rudolphtheblue November 26, 2017

Christmas Bumb

Any person and or pan handler asking for a handout like a bumb, but has to be wearing at least one type of holiday decoration like a santa hat.

The people who wear santa suits and collect change outside grocery stores are christmas bumbs.

by LMFAO420 December 15, 2010

Christmas a' near

This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.

Hey, Lola. You know what time it is? It's Christmas a' near!

by Baby Lola December 21, 2020

Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing

i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!

by OL_Sloth92 December 05, 2019

Christmas crunk

The state of being very crunk, on or near Christmas.

She was so Christmas crunk coming home from the ugly sweater party that she crashed her car.

by Tweeples February 29, 2012