Back of the woods

A hillbilly who lives near the sketchy area of the country where there is nothing but woods, meth labs, and missing children.

Look at that back of the woods hillbilly! He’s smoked away all his teeth!

by XXX420StraightEdgeBlazeItXXX February 11, 2019

Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

by bmochillin September 16, 2012

Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 27, 2011

Tiger Woods

Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.

"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"

by WinkyBoy February 9, 2013

Night Wood

When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.

“Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”

by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020

Kamui Woods

A precious tree boi that happens to hang out with a mountain lady person alot, and looks like a tree.

"Dang! Kamui Woods did really good out there!"

by ♪Allmighty♪ June 30, 2019

hoods in the woods

Adolescents sent to an experiential camp or outdoor therapy program as part of their rehabilitation program or to avoid incarceration.

He got sent to one of those "hoods in the woods" programs rather than go to juvie jail.

by BoyTherapist June 7, 2017