The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
by Bongonog November 11, 2019
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Intermotional feelings of grief, guilt, and the feeling of pure physical and mental holocaust in the head.
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The day that an amazing person was born, and the day that his friends take the day to celebrate him and his amazing self.
The day that an amazing person was born, and the day that his friends take the day to celebrate him and his amazing self.
Person 1: Hey man, you know what day it is?
Person 2: Yeah dude! It's Cinco De Mayo!
Person 1: Sure, but more importantly, it's International Redmond Day!
Person 2: Whoa bro, I almost forgot! Forget Cinco De Mayo!
Person 2: Yeah dude! It's Cinco De Mayo!
Person 1: Sure, but more importantly, it's International Redmond Day!
Person 2: Whoa bro, I almost forgot! Forget Cinco De Mayo!
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