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Creamy Italian

When a chick is giving you head and you are about to cum, you pull her off your dick, push her head down, and cum all through her hair. U then use the cum to slick her hair back and up so that its spiked up like a douchbag italian from jersey. The more cum, the better the styling possibilities.
last night i gave my girlfriend a creamy italian. she thought it was funny and turned on sum music and started fist pumping like crazy
by aligator1 July 13, 2010
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Hot Italian Sausage

When the head of ones penis is inside the foreskin of another's penis.
Susan Boyle was looking for something to do on Craigslist yesterday. She found 2 Gay men looking for someone to eat their hot italian sausage
by Huge Sack June 23, 2011
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Perfect Italian

When an American tries to communicate in Italy by speaking English with an Italian accent. It is a technique that is surprising both in its effectiveness and its lack of offensiveness.
"Damn, I actual know some Italian, but they understand G-Dog's perfect Italian better than my real Italian!"
by SearchingForThrockmartin April 12, 2012
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Italian dinner jacket

A man's sleeveless undershirt. White, or at least once-white.

Also called IDJ or an Italian tuxedo.
Bruno wore his Italian dinner jacket to Angelo and Carla's wedding.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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ITALIANS

italians are the best people in the world and you know what petay, you have bad breath, are a stinky, and you're not intelligent. SO next time, think twice before I lay the smack down on you you silly little Jabroni!
Italians are the best!!!! (Woop-woop and petey sucks because he is not Italian)
by compliments of KS/BF March 18, 2005
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Italian Breakfast

The morning after you have sexual intercourse with your mate she eats off the dry cum off of your sac.
What'd you eat for breakfast?

I had one of those italian breakfasts this morning!
by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011
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Italian rice

- Noun
1. the viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa
"Dude, you spilled your italian rice all over the keyboard!"
by Eddie Dimarcas May 25, 2007
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