kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

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kitchen toilet

A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"

The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.

I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.

by Corporate Linguist January 9, 2024

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Natalya Kitchen

She’s the prettiest girl in this world. She shows more love than anyone and is really special. Anyone would be super lucky to have her.

Wow, I heard he’s dating Natalya Kitchen. He’s so lucky to be dating her.

by Daonewhoknocks November 20, 2023

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jake kitchen

Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.

friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking

by yeats-dogs-puppy December 1, 2023

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Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

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Lankybox kitchen

An absolute monstrosity made by lankybox and chuck e cheese.
Only available in America. My condolences to the Americans.
If you eat this food you will become a slave to lankybox
List of "food"
Shitty pan Pizza
Mac and feet cheese
Radioactive churros straight outta fallout
"Chicken" Wings
Salad that isnt healthy
Fries
Diabetes Cookies
Soft Drinks

DONT ORDER LANKYBOX KITCHEN

Person 1: LaNKyBoX KitChEn YUmmY

Person 2 lankybox kitchen gave me:
SARS-CoV-2
Seasonal influenza
Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
Sexually transmitted infections
Shigellosis
Sindbis fever
Smallpox
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Swine-origin influenza
Syphilis
Syphilis, congenital
Tetanus
Tick-borne diseases
Tick-borne encephalitis (TBE)
Toscana virus infection
Toxoplasmosis, congenital
Trichinellosis
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tularaemia
Typhoid and paratyphoid fever
Vaccine-preventable diseases
Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD)
Varicella
Viral haemorrhagic fever
Viral hepatitis
West Nile virus infection
Whooping cough (pertussis)
Yellow fever
Yersiniosis
Zika virus disease
Zoonosis

by "DEMITRI" December 15, 2023

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