When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.
Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.
by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013
Get the Lolly stick insertion mug.The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.
To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.
Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.
Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.
A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.
So... get married and have sex already!
To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.
Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.
Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.
A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.
So... get married and have sex already!
Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!
by fanatic963 April 17, 2006
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A high level sex move in which the girl is face down on a bed (imperative given the power of the thrust) the man positions himself on the girls buttocks facing her legs, which are held by the man as far up as he or she can handle. The man then penetrates straight down for maximum depth- after that its a matter of thrusting as hard as possible until one or both of the partners bursts into uncontrollable screams. And that is the inverted spider monkey.
Mike did you hear that the interns where doing the inverted spider monkey last night, apparently the screams could be heard for blocks.
by TheOnlyTruth1 July 6, 2010
Get the inverted spider monkey mug.Man I saw Jordan taking a piss this afternoon, and it looks like he's got inverted penis syndrome (IPS) again.
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Get the inverted chili dog mug.When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.
Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.
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Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!
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Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!
by Gary January 25, 2005
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