Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
by gerierection December 8, 2011
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by opiuyt April 27, 2011
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"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"
by WinkyBoy February 9, 2013
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Male who is gifted in the underpants.
Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
Male who is gifted in the underpants.
Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.
Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.
I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.
I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
by Pdiddypablo April 23, 2018
Get the Fire wood mug.Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
by Trollstoy May 21, 2013
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Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011
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