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Idiot Parade

A term used upon interaction with idiots by being around them or speaking to them in the course of a particular day.
I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!
by The Rockin Berry August 15, 2011
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high idiot

A high idiot is most likely a Canadian who smokes or eats copious amounts of Marijuana. Common attributes are a flat beaked hat, shatter pen, and a stunned look.
That high idiot was late to work because he was waiting for his volcano vaporizer to hit optimum temperature.
by Woodler October 25, 2019
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idiot argument

How an idiot argues with another person. Instead of using rational statements and facts, they spam the other person with mindless banter and stubborn ranting.
Rational Argument:

Person 1: I think that the Xbox 360 is better than the Wii because it has better hardware and more graphical power.

Person 2: Well I think the Wii is better than the 360 because it is more interactive and appeals more to casual gamers.

Idiot Argument:

Person 1: Well, I think the Wii is better than the Xbox 360 because...

Idiot: NO! NO! Shut the hell up. I said the Xbox 360 is better. NO! NO! Insert random group here says its better! NO! I'm right. Your wrong. Shut the hell up.
by pea soup March 6, 2010
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Some Idiot

they may be an idiot but theyre very funny and will jokingly bully you.
"You should totally meet Some Idiot!"
"Thats a weird name."
"I know, they may act like an idiot but theyre incredibly cool, trust me".
by harperpilled June 11, 2022
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idiot fuel

as referred to in GTA Vice City, meaning Cocaine
stay off the idiot fuel for a few hours
by muzik October 8, 2006
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Pathological Idiot

A condition where people have unnaturally high levels of stupidity.

The condition usually sets in around 14 to 15 years of age but sometimes it can occur in younger and older people.

Symptoms include lack of general knowledge, no sense of self-preservation and obliviousness to the people surrounding them.
The majority of year 10 at Beverly Hills Girls High School. That should speak for itself.

Is pathological idiot an actual condition?
Yup, its tragic how many year 10's suffer from it.
Isn't it just....
by Patchwork Cat June 2, 2009
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complete idiot

1. Idiot
2. Mental Incompetent.
3. Stupid Person

A person who is a complete idiot, is not just doing 1 idiotic act, which would only make them an idiot. To be a complete idiot you must perform a series of stupid actions.
Uncle: Look at that man, he just finished playing 'ding-dong-ditch' on his own house.

Neighbor: Oh, don't worry about Dale, he is just a complete idiot.
by Dictify May 26, 2008
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