butt hurt

you’re so salty, you get mad easily, and you can’t take a joke one bit!

Me: stop getting so butt hurt over this
Friend: I’m not

*fake laughs* because everyone is
*After* Friend: why would you say that you’re so mean?🌶

by geetotheE May 5, 2019

Hurted

When something hurt you so much you gotta say “damn bro that hurted me tho”

Damnnnn that hurted me
Wtf is hurted
Oh it’s a word Maddie made up

by K1ttyp1 December 6, 2020

Hurt Buddy

Literally the most beautiful person you will EVER meet. She is an AMAZING friend, and you can trust her to keep all of your secrets. She loves her family and treats her friends like nobody else does. She loves her friends to pieces and would literally do ANYTHING for them. She gets ALL the guys. But don't mess with A Hurt Buddy or you will be sorry because she is literally the most amazing person you will ever meet.❤️

Omg is that one of the hurt buddy's? She's so gorgeous I wanna be here so bad.

by Secrettt hehehe January 27, 2018

Pussy Hurt Disorder

when you have chronic pussy hurt. aka phd and pussy hurt syndrome

slow down, I got phd today.
phd?
pussy hurt disorder!

by idksomegirl May 21, 2025

Hurted

The ed version of Hurt

Anyae got hurted

by HyperSword15 October 29, 2017

Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.

Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2024

Hurted

IM ALWAYS RIGHT BITCH ITS A WORD-Layton

“I hurted my foot hoe”

by JIMbOb22437199 May 6, 2023