cuernavaca hot pocket

The mexican version of Alabama hot pocket (i.e. shitting on a woman's vagina and having sex with it), but with additional hot sauce and tequila while the woman bites on a piece of lemon. It is very popular in Cuernavaca

"aaaaayyyy que rico, my boyfriend gave me a cuernavaca hot pocket."

by Jise9984 December 14, 2017

Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords

I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.

by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017

Hot Pocket Explosion

when a girl cums and squirts at the same time

last night i gave my girl hot pocket explosion. she couldn't walk for weeks

by Kredddd April 20, 2017

curly hot pocket

When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.

Guy 1: I gave a curly hot pocket to Jessica
Guy 2: Nice dude

by Pervertedgamer0 April 21, 2017

hot pocket

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.

Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.

by big smithy October 19, 2017