Aeschgruus holiday

A holiday, that is marked by specific aeschgruus behviour, which is characterized by: A person from Aesch ZH in Switzerland. Additionally someone that deeply identifies with village and tribal culture from Aesch ZH.
Further it involves tribal violent sex with elderly women, which often ends in the climax of aeschgruus behaviour (unga bunga noises).

Laurin takes his well deserved Aeschgruus holiday. As he arrived in Italy he went straight to business and went looking for elderly women on the street. Ronja, Lara and Melissa are eager to please the Aeschgruus. They have a violent sex party, in which both Ronja and Lara leave their life. The Aeschgruus starts making climax noises:"Unga Bunga, I want to touch children"

by anonymous March 19, 2025

nothing beats a jet2 holiday

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Nothing beats a jet2 holiday

by Sigmaboy101 August 1, 2025

holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.

I had to holiday juke her again this year.

by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023

Jet 2 holiday

Nothing makes a jet 2 holiday

Darling oh my head. Nothing makes a jet 2 holiday

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 11, 2025

Homie Holiday

A holiday that you spend relaxing around your home with without a gathering of family or friends.

I am not attending the fathering this year, as we have decided to have a Homie holiday, this is a holiday that you spend relaxing around your home with without a gathering of family or friends.

by Gottariskit March 21, 2024

Holidays

STUFF ALL SCHOOL WORK B*TCHES

ITS THE HOLIDAYS B*TCHES!!!

by Poofydog December 21, 2016

Holiday whore

A person, usually a parent of a married couple, who plans all holidays events and expects everyone invited to attend regardless of other plans that may have been made. The couple is then guilted into going in order to keep peace within the family. This results in conflict between the two families of the couple who each want to spend time with them for the holidays.

I wish I could go to my parents’ place for the holidays, but my mother in-law is a such a holiday whore and always wants us at her house for Christmas.

by JollyOllie April 1, 2021