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then where does chase from paw patrol go?
Person: all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell
Me: But what about chase?
by munsworldddddddd August 27, 2021
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The World Over Heaven Requiem Act 4 Sus Edition

What in the hell is this, a stand??????????? Wait why did you even want to type this thing in? Idk im just the one who is making this page, have fun nerds.
Random person: Hey dude do you like JoJo????

Other random person: Yea! have you heard of a stand called, The World Over Heaven Requiem Act 4 Sus Edition?
by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021
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Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.
*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."
by Isator November 14, 2023
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step foot on heaven

A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
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Heavens delight

A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"
Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?

Matt:alright

(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)

Jill:thank god
by Jingle823 November 30, 2020
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Heaven

FRIDAY IS OVER AND WEEKEND IS COMING
finally, HEAVEN blessed me with 2 good days
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Heaven's hangout

a discord server full of stupid snowflakes. They changed their name from cloud hangouts to Heaven's Hangout because they say the Cloud hangout definition.
"I was banned immediately from cloud hangouts for no reason"-Ok
Heaven's hangout is filled with smooth brained 14-16 year old e girls that are woke as fuck.
by anonymous January 7, 2021
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