Dirty Heather

Is what happens when you put together a Dirty Tom and a Dirty Kelly, shaken not stirred.

Man that was a crazy night, we pulled the Dirty Heather and now I'm exhausted and my balls hurt.

by Alex Trebec November 11, 2020

Dirty Heather

The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.

Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation

by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021

Oh heather!

1. When a heather pulls off a action of complete idiocy
2, The statement made when mindless banter begins
3. The actions of a person or group that is not cute and causing this phrase to be yelled out loud

1. Oh heather! Why did you do that to the turkey!
2. Theo went oh heather! on the topic of culinary arts

3. The is so oh heather! My feeling of being cute is gone!

by Chairman Drunken Monkey October 26, 2019

Doing the Heather

Smoking weed at work.

Person 1: Where been man?
Person 2: Out in my car doing the Heather. Im ripped man.
Person1: Dude were at work!

by Bigboy27 June 9, 2010

Rubmaster Heather

A girl named Heather that rubs to begin a pleasure filled evening by squeezing and massaging various body parts accompanied by explicit kissing and spanking. Very hard spanking that is.

Damn that was a hell of a night with Rubmaster Heather.

by Chris the Kiss October 18, 2011

joe heather

Gay faggot who likes it up the ass. He nonces on his cat and shoves her up his asshole. He claims hes like 5”9” but he’s actually like 5”0”.

Stop being such a joe heather.

by Random_Guy69 July 28, 2020

Miss Heather Smith

That one subsitute 20 year old teacher that will watch anime with you and play among us with you.

Girl 1: AWWW Miss heather smith has to leave I wish she was our teacher

Boy 1: Yeah! I was looking forward to play among us with her and watch demon slayer with her!
Miss Heather Smith: Did someone say .... Among us and.... Demon slayer. Hell yeh I'm staying!

by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows November 4, 2020