Emil Hansen

An Emil Hansen is a quite rare species but when you see that beautiful beast, it is an amazing experience
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister

The Emil Hansen is hawt and is a pro pussy eater

Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad

OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!

by PussyMeister666 December 2, 2018

sally hansen

Preferably a crayon, or any kind of coloring device that gets inserted into your anus.

The color was periwinkle blue when I got Sally Hansened.

by Boujee Banshee January 13, 2019

Kenzie hansen ugly

Impossible

Kenzie Hansen ugly that’s impossible

by Bradybomb March 10, 2019

eLi hansen

awesome lit a bloody legend who uses code lazar and is really hot

eLi hansen is hot

by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019

eli hansen

a lit awesome bloody legend who uses code lazar and is really hot

eli hansen is so hot

by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019

eli hansen

lit

eli hansen is lit

by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019

Camp Hansen

A United States Marine Corps base in Okinawa, Japan that’s run entirely by Lance Corporals. There is a hellhole known as Kintown right outside of base, where Marines go to get absolutely shitfaced, stumbling back on base. Many Marines have some legendary stories of all the “hood rat” shit they’ve done while stationed here.

I would have extended out here, but I probably would have gotten arrested had I stayed at Camp Hansen.

by Bfrank240 July 12, 2019