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matthew gray gubler

matthew gray gubler is a 42 year old actor who wears mismatched socks because the one time he wore matching socks, he sprained his ankle. matthew is mostly known for his role as Dr. Spencer Reid in CBS' Criminal Minds, but he also plays Chip in 68 Kill, and voices Simon in Alvin & The Chipmunks. matthew is the most perfect man ever and i love him so so much. if i could marry the man i would. but most important of all, matthew is taller than daniel henney.
Matthew Gray Gubler is a hunk.
by absoluteindoubtt February 5, 2023
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The Picture of Dorian Gray

This book is a great cautionary tale for all my friends who want emo boyfriends. With all the murderers, it'll be a miracle if not one person thinks “I can fix him.” You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Did you see how his last relationship ended? Stay safe out there, ladies.

I have to say that there was not a lot of good representation in this book. If I wanted to see white men fuck everything up I'd turn on the news. And how can Basil describe Dorian as his “artist muse” and they didn’t kiss once?! Queerbait much, Oscar Wilde?

All I can say is, if Oscar Wilde claims that Dorian Gray really is hot, we can only assume Dorian had a different haircut than Oscar. If Dorian is as useless as he seems, the least he can do is look good while doing it.

Great book if you are the “queer teenager” demographic, and not the “old man who was made to read it in grade school” demographic. Either way you're picking up on the gay subtext.
Person 1: "Are you reading The Picture of Dorian Gray?"
Person 2: "No. Im reading The Picture of Dorian Gay."
by Gardenfeather February 21, 2025
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Nora Mae gray

Nora is a funny, caring and kind person.. who sometimes bites your feet, and sends chopped photos of you to the people you like.. but that’s ok because we love Nora! No matter what she does everyone loves her.
“Ahhh stop touching me Nora Mae Gray!”
by I,like,touching,toes, June 1, 2025
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Gray

Gray is a girl who loves tall boys and hates boys with too much hair gel.

She will stare for hours and hours on end at the boy in the grade above her who she wants to be her boyfriend.
You can tell that she likes you based on how much she texts you.
If you really want her to like you, give her the thing that she really wants, and tries to take from you everyday.

She loves you. Stop ignoring her.
"Yeah I like Gray."

"Tell her!!"
by PERSONIFIED.HELL. April 25, 2022
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dean gray

The coolest man on the planet with a huge penis, friends often look up to him and are jelous of his skill of attracting women 20+years.
by Dgf221 March 2, 2020
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Gray Man

Man who is always over shadowed by women or always the casual pick, but never boyfriend material.
(The middle man between boyfriends)
Mike: Yeah Kaeleigh said she wants to keep things casual.
Jack: That's three in a row.
Mike: I'm just a gray man for women.
by JustHooded February 27, 2020
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Conan Lee Gray’s Hair

The most beautiful thing in the world. It boing boing boings and resembles broccoli, or ramen with too much soy sauce. It is the topic of awe for many content creators on Pinterest such as Strawbee, flora (you’re forever with me) and many others.
me: look at Conan Lee Gray’s Hair! It’s so pretty I want to play with it!!! *fangirls*
some asshole: stfu Conan’s hair is gross
me: CRY ME A RIVER TILL YOU DROWN IN THE LAKE
by conehead123456789 February 3, 2025
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