To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.
by Professional Educator September 22, 2020
The nicest, warmest, gentlest race of person there is. They cook well, dance well, and always have a story to share. Sure their rack is down to their knees, but they will always be there for you.
"I watched big momma's house 2 yesterday"
"The one with the sassy fat black woman? Man, that's the best movie ever! She is one sassy fat black grandma!"
"The one with the sassy fat black woman? Man, that's the best movie ever! She is one sassy fat black grandma!"
by LaRhondrisha January 05, 2010
Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.
"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"
by Douglas Baker July 15, 2005
When something is really weird and terrifying and traumatizing in a way you can't forget. Extra points if it involves freaking out younger family members. Based on the crazy youtube video.
That murder scene in the movie was really I Am Your Grandma.
Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.
Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.
by kafaboy May 16, 2011
If u got that 1 millimeter defeated then do this. First take yo millimeter shlong and take ur grandma, then fuck her in the ass crack so hard ur millimeter ding dong shlong bong dong gong touches her intestines
Gay person 1: yo grandma u wanna do Micro penis in grandma booty?
Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm
Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm
by BigAssBallTit March 18, 2022
by King Sa January 15, 2004
I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)
by Camryn and Conrad January 11, 2019