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Goober

A goofy ass nigga who doesn’t know right from wrong, constantly trying to make people laugh, and tends to reek the world
Idiocy.
Oh you goober”
by Wonderfulbliss April 24, 2024
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Goober

Stupid cute silly idiot that is so goofy that they are so adorable!!!!!!!
1-"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob
2-"You're such a fucking goober istg"
3-I don't fucking know anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Spacey the Cosmic Spider April 27, 2024
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Goober

A person who goes by the nickname Goober is a very hype and always find a way to bring a good mood to whatever friend group and or team. Most goobers look good to many people and can start a relationship with almost anyone just because well they are like that. The downside of a goober is that sometimes they give up on things and they often of low levels of motivation but when they get that motivation and put in the time and effort into what they are trying to do they become the best at. They are a great person to be around and overall talk too. If you have a goober as a best friend,friend, or lover take care of them and make sure you keep them around. You will regret losing them trust.
example:
Friend 1:Goober is a very hype person. I wish i could match their energy at times
friend 2:Yeah same here. When he is motivated he is unstoppable and he is just overall a great friend.
by Yūrei January 27, 2023
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Goober

Goober is a Personal Pronoun/Identifier used by Goofy, funny people who love having fun with their friends. The politically correct term would be "Goofy Goober", but just using "Goober" as a shortener is 100% a-okay! Goobers may have expanding sexualities, but don't care about other's preferences, and just enjoy goofing around and having fun with friends.
Person 1: "How's it going, my fellow goober"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"
by PlootsMaster July 3, 2021
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Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.
My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.
by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024
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silly goober

silly goober; adjective

silly goobers are people who are so silly and chaotic. calling someone a ‘silly goober’ can be considered a compliment. often you call people silly goobers after they have done something dimwit-like.
Thing 1: i just committed arson to that building over there. *points to collapsed and on fire building*

Thing 2: your such a silly goober!!
by mvma.nugget December 1, 2024
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goober

a slur used against filipino people you hate and want to die
That's messed up you goober
by JackMehoff3835 June 6, 2025
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