God

Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity

Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.

by steps15 July 4, 2017

God

Freddie Mercury

Let us now praise god.

by Delicious Sandwich February 1, 2022

GOD

A great deity he gave us weed and other drugs

GOD

by ayyy dog June 29, 2020

God

Some fake stupid ass nigga who thinks he can tell us that some gay ass nigga called Jesus is cool

God, the fuck is that nigga? Oh, that’s right, fucking gay

by Reeeeenenenejd February 20, 2019

God

Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .

God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.

by Cutiepie Amish November 16, 2020

God

Shrek

Shrek is god

by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii November 18, 2019

God

שֶׁלִי
אַבָּא

לִי; שיזניט קדוש זה אבא שלי
רגואל: לא זה אלוהים God

by shickhydrocutme October 29, 2020