Chicago goatse

The Chicago goatse is when a man and woman engage in funky time and the lady sticks 8 of her fingers in your ass and stretches your hole as far as it will go the Chicago part comes into the equation when the lady uses au jus as the lubricant

“I was with Melissa the other night she gave me a Chicago goatse!”
“Damn dude rip your ass”

by Zanderguy January 16, 2025

Full on goatse mode

When you are straight up just ready

Yeah bro he was butt ass naked cock n balls hanging out "full on goatse mode"

by m u t e November 9, 2020

Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021

noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual

Noemie's goats are going berserk!

by vegannTesher November 29, 2022

Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

by Chilli Tortellini April 6, 2024

Feeding popcorn to goats

Something that is useless and time consuming for an admiration that won't last long.

Him waiting for the guard to do something was like feeding popcorn to goats !!

by EnTheSixFootNonchalantAuthor December 31, 2025