That child is gonna be a pro athlete

Random vid on the internet

Kid throws his dad a basketball

Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete

*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face

by Hebrew122 November 1, 2021

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

i'm gonna headbutt ya

what a hyperactive teen says whilst running around

scout:i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya
medic:*diagnoses with adhd*

by raybeez February 14, 2022

Never Gonna Give You Up

Impossible things by this singer is "Rick Roll" For Scratch Cat.
BTW THE THINGS FOR SUSSY SCRATCH CAT TEXY PLAYERS COULD EXIST!

Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let you down, Never Gonna Run About, and deserve you.

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS July 13, 2023

Never Gonna

Give you up

Never Gonna let you down

by jimmy_wimmy_bob_wob 2 June 19, 2023

whats im gonna do

a common phrase between incompetent math teachers that know nothing about math

whats im gonna do is add 1+1 which equal 298

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

omg you’re gonna hate me

something a girl says to you when she doesn’t wanna hang out with you later anymore

You: “ I’m excited to hang with u tn”
Her: “omg you’re gonna hate me for this…”

by thegreatnoticer October 15, 2025