Gold Mine

An asshole that has shit dried and caked to it.

"I forgot to wipe, so now I got an itchy gold mine."

by Treble June 16, 2003

Gold Lion

The act of urinating on or in someone else's hair. Similar to a Gold Shower, but specific to just the hair instead of a more full-body experience.

Fred paid for a Gold Shower, but all he got was a Gold Lion due to some very poor aiming.

by anythingspossible August 6, 2011

gold fronts

Used to described when one is hoping for positive feedback.

"How did the job interview go?"

"Pretty well, hoping for gold fronts."

by Pablo 2 October 27, 2012

gold star bisexual

A bisexual who has never had sex with the opposite gender (i.e bisexual man never had sex with a woman and vice-versa).

I'm a bisexual male, but I've never slept with a woman, so right now I'm a gold star bisexual.

by Attracted to both genders December 2, 2013

gold record

pee in your pants, usually your own. often a messy byproduct of unrestrained and blazing laughter. or you might actually have a disorder, in which case you probably don't laugh.

When my pants are on i make gold records.

by K84now December 14, 2008

Gold Toe

When you get stung by a bee on your toe and someone pisses on your toe to stop it from stinging.

Steve was playing disc golf in his birkenstocks and got stung by a bee on his pinky toe. Kyle pissed on Steve's toe to stop the sting. "Gold Toe"

by El Guapo '00 December 15, 2009

Gold Tippy Toes

Tripple Gold Daytons

That nigga was ridin on some gold tippy toes. (E-40)

by Skylark69 June 8, 2009