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The girlfriend phenomenon

The girlfriend phenomenon is the scientific name for when a male gets in some type of romantic relationship and becomes more attractive. The guy who may be a six when single becomes a nine when taken but if they become single again they will return to being a six. Men are hit on more when they have a girlfriend than when they are single. It is natures way of saying fuck you to all of the guys in the middle of the pack.
How come girls like james now?
Because he has a girlfriend, hes a victim of the girlfriend phenomenon.
by Aircrovs November 12, 2014
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retail girlfriend

Someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.
Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.
by beebix123 December 2, 2013
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micks girlfriend

Something that is most likely not going to happen.
Mick dreamed of people saying "I know micks girlfriend"
by JellyBeanIsYummy March 23, 2018
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Adam's girlfriend

Refers to the type of girl who your friend goes out with who appears vanilla, boring and a basic bitch. Often found to be going out with a good looking guy who could do alot better.
Oh wow, have you seen his new girlfriend?! It looks like he went for Adam's girlfriend. I wonder if he has to light candles before they can have sex?
by flakeflair July 16, 2018
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tony's girlfriend

Something that fag will never ever have.
"Hey, have you seen Tony's girlfriend"
"Yes Brad, I've seen his hand before"
by Biggestguy4u August 5, 2016
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girlfriend

fuck that im not getting a girlfriend im gay
by I am a male i swear August 5, 2019
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phone girlfriend

Girl you sext and share sexual pics and conversations with
I sat up with my phone girlfriend all night and now I have blueballs
by House man2 November 3, 2015
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