fucktard

1. A melding/contraction of the adjective "fucking retard".

2. What women want to be.

1a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
1b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.
2a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
alt. You can tell that that girl is fucktard... By her face. ;-)
2b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.

by Tony R Mankle February 14, 2015

fucktard

some one who is so fucking retarded you had to put the word fuck infront of it.

yo George Bush is a fucktard.

by Janiceisbetterthanyou. December 9, 2008

fucktard

The act of someone being fucking retarded.

John: Hey dude I got 20$ what can I buy with it

Houston: That new dvd its only $16.99

John: Oh...do I have enough?

Houston: Fucktard.....

by Tacoloverhaha July 10, 2010

fucktard

a cross between a fucker and a retard

you're a fucktard

by therealannie September 26, 2011

Fucktard

Someone who acts like a total fucking idiot.

My Husband is a perfect example.

Patty quit being a Fucktard!

by M.G.Jones December 29, 2008

Fucktard

verb, noun, pronoun, everything and anything.
1.) Used to describe a best friend, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, enemy, archrival etc. when they are being fucken retarded. Mostly used in affectionate ways towards friends, enemies not so much.

God you fucktard.

by Squareheadlol October 12, 2010

Fucktard

A fucking retard.

Me: whats chris doing

Friend: Idk hes a fucktard...

by ComeHole August 25, 2013