Guy 1: "Dude, look at that hot ass girl!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties."
Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties."
Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."
by talldude65 July 21, 2010
Your so hot!
I’m going to get pregnant and die because this is the highlight of my entire life, and it cannot get any better!!
I’m going to get pregnant and die because this is the highlight of my entire life, and it cannot get any better!!
by JCMore4U February 25, 2019
"Come the fuck at me" is a challenge, a taunt to those you wish to agitate or physically intimidate.
by DavethePenguin1 August 15, 2011
A commonly drunk cocktail persisting of 1 shot of amertto 1 shot of jäger 1 shot of vodka 1 shot of rum 1 shot of port poured over the back of a shot glass filled with energy drink
by Admart May 26, 2018
Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 11, 2017
by kinkysauce September 24, 2018
Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018