When you play football, but every guy has to be naked with throbbing boners, and to score a touchdown your boner must enter the endzone before any other part of your body.
ref: That is a foul, you're leg entered the endzone before you're boner did
Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.
Player 2: I love Boners in my butt
Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football
Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.
Player 2: I love Boners in my butt
Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football
by bonermoms July 16, 2008
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by dethtoll January 11, 2009
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Me: Dude we are totally going to play touch football later.
Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)
Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)
by sharpieee October 21, 2010
Get the Touch Football mug.Slang term for xanax (alprazolam)simply because of their shape .5mg = peach football 1mg = blue football
"Yo i just picked up a buncha xanax if u need any.."
"What u got the bars?"
"Nah just some blue footballs but theyll do the trick."
"What u got the bars?"
"Nah just some blue footballs but theyll do the trick."
by F4SN8R September 4, 2007
Get the football mug.The briefcase that contains activation codes and locations to every nuclear warhead in the country. It travels with the President at all times, and a warhead can be activated from the football. The codes are organized by chapter in the playbook. If you look in the background of any picture of the President after 1945, you will see a Secret Service agent holding the football.
It was agent Robinson's duty to keep track of the football. He was ordered to be prepared to give his life to protect it.
by Trem April 6, 2007
Get the football mug.Typically arrogant in all aspects, and believe that anyone who doesn't play the sport is a female's genitalia. They claim to be superior to everyone and will brag about how much bench press (which is usually exaggerated BS). They treat the sport like its warfare, but until they join a military service and go throught he rigorous training of combat and be able to apply that to a firefight and CQC, then they should really just shutup and learn to play the sport for fun and not to be a little POS with plastic armour and a ball on a playing field who loves to brag about their "soldiering". (I'm looking at you High School jocks)
I've been preparing myself for BCT and OSUT, but apparently I'm a pussy because I'm not a Football Player.
by FMPleads April 17, 2016
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Body builder: "Hey man, you wanna go play some football???!!!"
Tiny man: "Naw man, you'd CRUSH me!"
Body builder: "That's the point!!"
Tiny man: "Naw man, you'd CRUSH me!"
Body builder: "That's the point!!"
by Hottay232323 April 30, 2009
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