PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

Bug Flush

When you finish killing a bug in the house and rather than throwing the tissue out in the trash, you drown the sucker.

Damn! Look at that spider on the wall!
(Kills spider and runs to the toilet).

Nice bug flush, dude.

by CranberryKing January 3, 2017

White flush

When you eat a girl out in the bathroom so everytime she cums it goes into the toilet for easy disposal

“I white flushed my girl the other day, Cleaned it just by a flush”.

Royal flush is eating your girl in the bathroom

by foodamirite June 27, 2023

ball flushing

Being so fat that as you flush the toilet and yet you have not managed to stand up all the way and your bollocks are washed by the incoming toilet flush.

Travis: "Hey, guys I was just ball flushing in the turdis (portable toilet), and I quite liked it"

by SgtChunder March 2, 2016