Fist of Glory

A full-bodied, well deserved, punch in the rectum. The performance of the Fist of Glory is usually accompanied by a loud, soul-shaking roar. Given out of spite, respect, love, cowardice, or humor; the Fist of Glory if performed right, is like a sucker punch for your butthole.

"If I see that damn mailman again, I'm gonna give him the Fist of Glory"

"Grandma sure gave that guy a Fist of Glory"

by asbelloniblood June 3, 2009

fist kisses

The affectionate action of kissing your right clenched fist, your left, then once more kissing your right and left - ending with two air punches towards the person you're directing this towards.

Daniel loves to give fist kisses to Sarah

by ssssy July 25, 2011

Fist Slam

The act of slammin one's fist into another's rectum, but usually done in hate or pissedoffness.

That was one hell of a fist slam.

by bubba March 24, 2003

Stink-Fist

A means to show ones distain for another, on greeting, by first secretly rubbing ones own hand around the perineum area before shaking hands; thereby causing transference of your ‘stink’ to their ‘fist’.

Yeah, my ex’s new boyfriend is a real tit; still I got my own back by giving the stink-fist when I first met him at their wedding.

by Laughing Boy101 February 2, 2009

rage-fist

Penetration of the vaginal canal and anal cavity with both fists, allowing the knuckles to be felt by each other, through the dividing membrane.

You mom is so dirty that I spent all night rage-fisting her!

by PFDD May 19, 2008

Bungle Fist

A collection of Bungle Fingers. Since no one, not even top scholars on the subject, are entirely sure how many fingers Bungle had the general consensus is that it must contain no less that 3 Bungle fingers, and no more that 5. Also a very integral part of 'Geoffrey's Revenge'. See Geoffrey's revenge for more details.

'I dropped a proper Bungle fist in the bog. I ain't proud, But I enjoy watching them pricks try to poke it dahn wiv a stick. Gertcha!" - Chas Hodges, Of Chas and Dave fame in the 'Half Moon' Pub in Putney. The dirty bugger.

by Jimi The Saint May 24, 2010

fist humping

An attempt to procreate with ones own fist usually ending up in mass tissue consumption or sock laundry.

Joe: Look at her. She's hot.
Tom: Swell! Now I'm off to my place for a little fist humping.

by Bhazey November 1, 2007