facts

Used to express intense agreement, implying that what was said is completely true, that it is "factual"

"Pissy Pumper would make a bad alternative title for Pissy Pamper by Playboi Carti."
"Facts."

by LetherG September 19, 2020

Fact

The piece of flesh between the vagina and anus

Fact the bit of skin between the muk hole and the fuck hole if ya slip ya in the shit that’s a fact

by Gyprok September 21, 2020

Crocodile Fact

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.

Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)

by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020

Facts

A way for a boy to end a conversation

Girl- my mom just died I’m so sad
Male aka satin- facts

by yopeeingisalifestyle September 30, 2020

Holy Fact

Sometimes a piece of factual information is worthy of the gospel.

this is a reading from the gospel according to matthew; That is a HOLY FACT man.

by Mcphil69 October 9, 2020

No facts

Ur lying to the max

U didn’t eat that dog food no facts

by Gabe19846 October 19, 2020

duh fact

when something is so obvious, if you say it someone will for sure respond with a "duh!"

stating the obvious aspects of a comment, trying to look self assured.

"after avoiding a friend of mine for weeks, she came out and asked me if i was avoiding her because i didn't like her...well, do i have to explain every duh fact in the universe?"

by F_j August 23, 2011