An often arrogant male, that is, by the natural order, superior to most men through his Alpha attitude and manly behaviour. Can often be seen doing masculine things and getting praise. Most intellectuals disapprove of their off-kilter relationship with knowledge, but a good Football jock knows better; and will more often than not end up being your boss even though he made you do his science homework every day.
See Alpha
See Alpha
"Oh my god, look at those football jock over there, suuch a hunk of man!" said the cheerleader and the male cheerleader
by Truthspeaker1985 July 4, 2015
Get the football jockmug. Football Pussy:
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When a chick has the ever infamous lump'o fat above her pussy due to being overweight, one can covertly refer to it as a the "Football Pussy". Every man that has ever touched a football during their lifetime will immediately know exactly what you are refering to when you say: "Hey check out that football pussy on Kate". For some strange reason the shape of the punt resembles a football.
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When a chick has the ever infamous lump'o fat above her pussy due to being overweight, one can covertly refer to it as a the "Football Pussy". Every man that has ever touched a football during their lifetime will immediately know exactly what you are refering to when you say: "Hey check out that football pussy on Kate". For some strange reason the shape of the punt resembles a football.
Yo dude, in September Mary was tight. Since final exams, I think Mary has put on the freshman 15, all to her football pussy.
by MehCuzImBlackSeh August 10, 2008
Get the Football Pussymug. by @TheGouravJain March 26, 2021
Get the Goat of footballmug. a football player is usually envied by most people other then football players. Some of them are meat heads yes but they never play. They get laid more then any lacrosse played ever will. Moronic is not a word by the way person below. shows how intelligent you are and how ignorant you are also.
by Rodney Harris March 10, 2005
Get the football playermug. 1) A really good football team that's not as good as they used to be.
2) University of Careless Little Assholes' rival.
2) University of Careless Little Assholes' rival.
The last time the USC football team won a national championship was in 2004. Unfortunatley, they lost to the Texas Longcocks in 2005.
by Liberal Girl May 25, 2009
Get the USC Footballmug. Random person 1: I love football!
Random person 2: That's soccer not football!
Rational person: Dude Football=Soccer calm your tits
Random person 2: That's soccer not football!
Rational person: Dude Football=Soccer calm your tits
by TRLSG March 15, 2015
Get the Football=Soccermug. A small youtube account, that receives a lot of views. However doesn't receive many subscribers. The youtube account used a parkour account until the video Fifa 18 honest trailer went wild. SL means Squatting Latvian. The youtube is a Latvian Australian youtuber.
by 3pt Sharpshooter June 25, 2018
Get the SL Footballmug.