Ethan

ethan is the basic white guy. the guys who’s parents must of not cared too much for his arrival to just slap a basic two syllable-boring ass name on him. he is the kinda guy that gives off that gay vibe and believes he could be a soundcloud rapper with his walmart version of “fire” lyrics. he just a goon. pray for this nigga dawg.

homie: Yo dawg you just get your ass beat by ethan?!

homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!

by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020

Ethan

A all-around amazing Guy who is really smart and weird. Be is really talented and always there when your sad. And loves video games.

Whos that werido.

Oh him hes amazing dont call him weird but he is Ethan

by Hottiewithapashin January 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan looked up his bane to find a funny definition well here’s you funny definition

You will eventually work at Maccas and secretly eat all the food. You like games and you love food.

Ethan has a small.... Ethan likes food

by Just a lil girl with a huge... May 27, 2018

Ethan

A boy that is very bad at grammar and English but is smart in science and maths.

Ethan is good at maths

by Lolololololopo February 26, 2019

ethan

kind of gay but nice. needs to get breath hole or will die.

dick:is that ethan
gayboi:ya

by nohomo1023 February 21, 2019

Ethan

He has a big CocK better then catrinos

Ethans CocK is better then cats

by Ethan riff November 3, 2018

Ethan

An Ethan is a man who is loyal, faithful, and always over-protective to the people he cares for and loves. He's extremely handsome, or hot, whichever you like to say referring to a male. In my life time, I have met plenty of Ethan's, and most of them were sweet and very caring. If you ever meet an Ethan, I suggest you hug onto him and never let him go, because he will help you in any situation, even if it's a Life or Death one. Most Ethan's have extremely pretty eyes and hair, and they are brave, and never afraid to fight for the people he cares about.

Person 1: Is that an Ethan? He seemed super nice..
Person 2: Of course it is! Look at this eyes!
Person 1: You're right..

by MyNameIsLime June 13, 2018