Eskimo Head

When a person gives your dick some Eskimo kisses.

Carolynn just gave Patric some Eskimo head. He finished all in her sinuses.

by Eskeetmos February 26, 2012

eskimo steambath

Having see with your girl while you're wearing a parka and she is dressed as an Irish Catholic School girl until you work up a nice sweat.

Had an eskimo steambath last night, bro; it was awesome."

by Urabus April 23, 2014

Eskimo Goddess

When a girl has sex with multiple guys that are friends and are all chill with each other still.

Bro1: yo we're Eskimo brothers!
Bro2: yeah I know!
Bro3: she's the Eskimo goddess tho
Chick: yeah I know

by Paradiseisnice October 12, 2014

Eskimo Hoe

Two females who have had the same sexual partner.

Both Stacy and Kelsy have hooked up with Chad, they’re Eskimo hoes.

by Sethamphetamine January 6, 2020

Eskimo Snowball Toss

A game where you have 3 or more men go outside in negative degree weather with no pants on, then once the testicles are almost completely frozen you cut them off and see who can throw their balls the farthest.

Me and my buddies went up to Alaska last winter and played a game of Eskimo Snowball Toss

by ScottyBeamer August 28, 2020

The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city

Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.

by DuffManJones February 18, 2019

eskimo

One who buys most groceries from the frozen foods section.

Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.

Brandon is an Eskimo, he lives on frozen pizza, nuggets, and Hot Pockets.

by TheGoyWonder November 1, 2013