A-loot-ed

The only proper way to say the word allotted.

All hail the Golden God.

God: "You have used the max a-loot-ed timeframe..."
Me: "Alloted?"
God: "max a-loot-ed"

by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape November 29, 2019

Catalan-ed

Just about as equivalent as a "cause i said so". This will usually happen when your attempting to do something and any person that is above you will just shit on your life on anything you try to do ever. This is usually backed up with a BIG bowl of bullshit.

Teacher: "Alright class we will be having a new seating chart"
You: "Can i sit in the back"
Teacher: "No you cant."
You: Why Not?
Teacher: "Cause I have seen you mess around a lot."
You: When?
Friend: "Don't fight it, you have just got catalan-ed."

by PipeFixerForeman December 5, 2018

Agent Ed

A bozo who plays Splatoon and likes the Jaw titian.

Person: Are you like Agent Ed
Person 2: No I don't play Splatoon

by Birthday Agent Blam April 7, 2022

massive 'ed

The way Bobby describes Mac's rather large head

"Ey Mac, you've got a big fat massive 'ed you."

by macca_ March 10, 2022

two-ed

double p0wnage, or being p0wnded twice in a row

Man, that seventh grader just beat you at an arm wrestling match and at picking up chicks. You got two-ed!

by Frank Rofsherlec May 6, 2007

ed sheeran

a sheep

⟟ went to the sheep’s concert last week (ed sheeran)

by princess_harry April 19, 2021

simo-ed

To try some off the wall tactics and end up failing to achieve your goal

You really simo-ed your attack in clan wars!

by no drama June 5, 2015