Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

Jamie's Erection

Where a erection only becomes 7 atoms big.

Yo, Jamie came up to me showed me Jamie's Erection . Pretty Big for him.

by Tughub June 25, 2017

Penis face Erection head

A stupid person. Sometimes used for the laughs. Or a nickname for a dumb person who doesn't have a brain.

What about it, Penis face Erection head?

by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022

erextion

What happens to a man when he is sexting his lover.

Jun got an erextion while sexting Amy.

by alcimedes169 June 16, 2009

Earection

When a dog gets his ears erect from another dog, person, or object. And wants to smash it

* bad bitch walks by
Dat nigga: damn if I was a dog I would have a total earection right now seeing that ass walk past
Bitch nigga: yea me to

by Dat reet nigga slah February 3, 2014

Injection Ejection

To be fired from a job or banished from a location after being busted for shooting drugs.

I had to find a new gig after my injection ejection last month,

by forcefedmark March 27, 2011

Affection Errection

An erection of the penis obtained due to affection for a partner, often during cuddling.

Babe I didn't want the booty I just got an Affection Errection!

by Snivvels November 3, 2015