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Network Engineer

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.
The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.
by Nick Mitchell April 13, 2003
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Hot engineering girl

A myth created by schools to attract more boys and by extension their daddy's money into their engineering programs
Guy in engineering class : Dude..omg there is a hot engineering girl in this class

Other guy: wtf she looks like a f'n creature of the deep
by vagbadger88 August 18, 2010
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Cheat engine Forums

This is a great general discussion and computer forum. It no longer has much to do with cheating or hacking, at least in the most popular sections. These sections include "Random spam", "Computer talk", General discussions", and "Art". The forum also includes many sections concerning the use of Cheatengine and hacking specific games. How did this happen? In April 2009, the maplestory section was removed from the forum. This was a big hit to the popularity of the forum because of how many of the senior members dwelled there. That was when a HUGE wave of idiots came to the forum ready to be spoonfed "EP1K HAX" for the games made by Artix Entertainment llc. The most faggot infected section was the Adventure Quest Worlds section. This all changed when in October 09, by request of AE, all of those sections were removed. Every last fucktard there left without a trace. Now, CEF has a smaller community, mostly in Random Spam.
WHY DOES HIS SIG SAY DEREP ME?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!????!!111

It's a script, fag. Everyone on Cheat engine forums is totally overusing it.
by Phox@CEF December 20, 2009
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masturbatorial engineer

Engineer with an emphasis in masterbation. Is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. Will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of ejaculation.
I consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper ejaculation.

I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
by Lucky Johnston February 25, 2009
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Mass Effect 3 ending

The phrase used to bait gamers into a mindless debate either calling for BioWare blood in response to a sense of entitlement, or defending it from a lofty position of sophistication and arrogance - because everyone seems to know better than everyone else.
Friend 1: "So... you catch the Mass Effect 3 ending?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I saw everyone on the internet going off about it. Fucking babies - it's a game, grow up. Learn to take disappointment blah blah blah..."
Friend 3: "Oh shut up. They totally fucked over the fanbase. It was really badly done - full of plotholes and bad writing and blah blah blah... BioWare/EA should patch it!"
Friend 1: "Oh for fuck's sake."
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elgin

one of the most ghettoest suburbs of chicago after aurora. Alot of mexicans live here and gangs
"where are you from?"
"elgin."
"why?"
"because im poor."
by blalallas July 15, 2006
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Industrial Engineering

The major that my idiot pledge son thought would be fun to experiment with, causing his head to explode following second semester finals. Also known as an excuse to not sleep for 3 days straight.
Zach: Hey dude what are you doing
Nick: Drinking
Zach: I wish my life didn't suck but id does because I'm in Industrial Engineering.
by Fuzzy buns Mcgee May 9, 2005
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