Dutch Fur Disease

Scraggly looking beard

Did your chin catch Dutch fur disease?

by DutchPaul December 30, 2017

Dutch Maid

During sex, when the man is about to come, he pulls out, throws the sheets over the woman and then comes all over the sheet instead. The woman uncovers herself and then gathers the dirty sheets and proceeds to do the man's laundry.

I didn't want her to get pregnant, so I pulled a dutch maid on her. Gotta love not having worry about the sheets getting dirty.

by elleinad311 February 21, 2011

dutch bellows

Dutch Bellows: A variation on the 'dutch oven', except this can be done without shoving your partners head under the covers. Simply 1) emit a cloud of dirty ass gas, 2) listen to your partners breathing, 3) when she breaths out,lift your knee under the covers. This brings in some normal air which is mixed with the ass gas. 4) When your partner is on her 'breath in' cycle, lower your knee causing her to suck in some 'dutch oven' dirty ass gas. A typical response would be to wake up coughing, usually followed by a dig in the ribs.

pjm: I had some right dirty ass juice after that curry last night, the whole house stank!

brew: yeah I nearly managed to give the missus a dutch oven last night! but she fell asleep.

gonzo: I got my misses a good 'un with the dutch bellows, she woke up coughing and spluttering - it must have been the madras I had!

pjm: filthy bugger!

by pjm & brew January 2, 2007

Dutch Roll

A circling tongue technique used by an especially proficient salad tosser. Derived from a term describing yaw-roll inertia coupling instability.

“That whore Jane will toss your salad for $50, but Mary will give you a Dutch Roll for the same price.”

by Moxie Fartknocker April 13, 2009

Dutch Oven

when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

girl: what did you get me for valentines day
guy: hold on...wait a minute...i got something....DUTCH OVEN!!!!

by hooplah February 19, 2004

dutch rudder

Noun - Halfway between masturbation and a handjob. i.e. when a man has his own hand on his penis but someone else is controlling the motion.

SpinalTapp gave me the ole' dutch rudder one summer up on brokeback.

by Josh Edwards May 19, 2006

dutch oven

The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!

by Heinkel Winkle July 30, 2004