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Dressed for the occasion

Having your genitalia and surround area freshly shaved or trimmed, ready for sexual activity.
Ben: I hope to slam Sarah tonight.
Gary: Nice man! Are you dressed for the occasion?

Ben: Yeah, I shaved my pubes earlier.
Gary: Hi-Five!
by gasboddle December 24, 2009
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dresser

Early nineties term for people who wear mainstream high street clothing. Used mainly by crusties to describe most other people who did not wear ripped jeans/jumpers and army boots with no laces. Not to be confused with Townies who wore baseball caps and would now be called chavs.
look at that dresser with her global hypercolour teeshirt!
by sluffy June 23, 2007
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Little black dress

A sexually appealing, revealing black dress worn by light skinned Caucasian woman, the Juxtaposition highlights the beauty of the milky white skin.
She lured the man into bed with her little black dress
by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013
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National Dress Like a Slut Day

that special day of the year when girls (or usually just one girl and her friend) as an inside joke, dress as slutty as possible to make fun of all of those other bitches who do it daily, thinking they look so hot. *also to see how many guys get "excited" if you know what i mean ;*
I'm wearing my mini skirt and thong on National Dress Like a Slut Day.
by heeeellyeah. December 14, 2009
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Dressoholic

Being obsessed with dresses. Buying. Wearing. Trying on. Dancing in. Everything.
I think I may be a dressoholic, I don't have milk, but I do have a nice new dress.
by shoporia August 14, 2010
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Dressing Drink

The drink you consume as you prepare for a night out.
I have a dressing drink while I prepare to go out for the evening.
by Wendetta February 18, 2011
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window dresser

A person, more often than not a female, who dresses slighty slutty, flirts with guys so she can get free drinks, then leaves them with blue balls at the end of the night. This is much like a manequin wearing designer clothing in a store window. You can look at it through the window all you want, but you can never touch it.
"Andy" was hitting it off with "Karla" all night at the local watering hole. She looked fine and seemed so into him, and he even bought her drinks all night. She hinted that they might go back to her place at the end of the night, so he kept buying her drinks. Then she told him she was going to the bathroom and he never saw her again. What a window dresser!
by G.A.D. March 8, 2008
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