Douche Boy 

Douche Boy
Noun
A male who has the personality of a whet bag of slop.
Is often genederly challenged, controlling and arrogant.
Commonly involved with rumor and innuendo.
This person is likely your supervisor or Anthony Weiner.

Our boss is micromanaging again, "yeah he's a Douche Boy"

Douche Boy by ST H October 16, 2011

Douche Unit 

A douche unit is any person or thing, who's apparent assigned task in life, is to be a douche. they may perform very well or very badly at this, but the important thing, is that they are a douche most or all of the time, on a regular basis. they may wake up in the morning, and begin douching, as in, blowing nonsense bullshit everywhere, and then sucking shit afterwards. this process is repeated until they are killed, or locked in a soundproof room, or are distracted and find douchination elsewhere.

"Mike is a solid douche unit, it's really apparent he is only here to be a slimefuck"

"I tried to get to work on time today but a douche unit kept trying to pull over in the middle of the road to look at bullshit"

"Your order would be ready today, except a douche unit was involved in inventory control and shit went down, and up again"

Douche Unit by ApoC_101 November 11, 2007

Douche Magoosh 

Being super douche baggish all the time.

Wow that Eric guy is such a douche magoosh!

Douche Magoosh by Rude1iscool March 27, 2011

douche plates 

The large plastic plates at the gym that look heavy but are actually very light.

guy 1:look at that guy benching over there what a beast!

Guy 2:Nah thats just forty pounds he's using the douche plates.

douche plates by dietxrich May 18, 2009

douche move 

When you go out with ALL your co-workers to lunch including your 20 year old younger brother who works as an intern with you. Then when the place you go to says, "We only server people over 21, are all twenty of you over 21?" Then you say, "No." and make everyone have to go somewhere else to eat.

Server: Hi everyone is everyone over 21?
King Douche: No my brother isn't
Server: Well I'm sorry we can't server you at this establishment
Mr. Plus: Wow what a douche move, why didn't you just say yes we are all 21. He wasn't going to drink any way.

douche move by Jaehoal Jones October 31, 2012

douche rock 

"metal" you hear on the radio. characterized specifically by the "wanna-be tough guy" fan base.

hinder, nickel back, evanescence, seether.. all douche rock bands.

douche rock by katie l. September 3, 2007

Douche Goulash 

Who hasn't been force-fed goulash at some point? It's an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. The word douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole gaggle of douches. However, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature, douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. The individual douches of a douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a mass of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.

(1) The glee club at my old school was a veritable douche goulash. Yet, strangely, I would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.

(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.

Douche Goulash by professor_rutabaga January 25, 2009