mad cow disease

A polite word for P.M.S

Yo Mama got mad cow disease

by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003

Politically transmitted disease

A highly objectionable political or social view or affiliation held by a previously compassionate and socially conscious person after a prolonged, sexual relationship with an ultra-conservative individual. Abbr: PTD.

Shamona was pretty cool until she started sleeping with that neo-con Nigel and picked up that politically transmitted disease... now she's uncomfortable unless she's surrounded by people of pallor.

When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.

Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!

by rubricguy March 19, 2010

Chodingtons' Disease

Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.

The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.

Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"

Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"

by 99Anonymous99 November 6, 2008

diseased up

1) person having multiple diseases, i.e. aids, herpes, genital warts, etc. etc. all rolled into one
2) person having one or more uncurable diseases
3) what a professional prostitute is in her later years

"Aww man, dude, don't go out with that girl! Dude she's all diseased up! You'll get something Ajax can't wash off!"

by digawid July 4, 2008

Disease Bucket

A person who frequently and commonly contracts diseases. Like a cold, or STDs.

Tori: I have a cold.
Sarah: Again? God, you're such a disease bucket!

by icebomb April 30, 2009

Dostalgia

A longing for a mac (hook-up) or sleep from the past

Freddy is really suffering from dostalgia these days

by TheGrofe May 6, 2009

Desearch

to perform some deep research i.e. facebook creep

to be a good desearcher, one must go offline so people won't see that you've been on 6 hours straight.

Quita:"Chris got who pregnant ?!?"

Dave: "Some girl; I'll do some desearch to find out"

by Elle & The Boss July 22, 2009