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hit and dip

when a man thinks a girl is pretty but doesnt want to stay with her, he has sex(hit) and then leaves(dip). can also be refered to as nail and bail.
You:Man my girlfriend is a bitch.
Friend:Did she let you hit yet?
You:No.
Friend:Dude she might be a bitch but shes hot so just hit and dip.
You:Ok.
by Bros call me DP September 25, 2006
mugGet the hit and dipmug.

tripple dip

to penetrate a females rectum, vagina, and mouth....
but not necessacarily in that order.
dave gave that hoe the tripple dip
by brown pown August 27, 2005
mugGet the tripple dipmug.

dipped in shit

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".
After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"
by Libertine October 3, 2005
mugGet the dipped in shitmug.

Honey dips

"Where the Honey Dips at?!"
by Kaycombz November 26, 2011
mugGet the Honey dipsmug.

Dip Video

The act of recording yourself on video packing a huge lip or using a smokeless tobacco product while discussing things that nobody cares about. A good way to make yourself look like a moron except Outlaw Dipper and Copensomegrizzly , they actually make funny videos worth watching. If you make dip videos , its a good chance that you are either broke, a little kid, living off your mom, or just otherwise have a pointless unfulfilling life .
John-I was watching this dip video the other day

Sandy- What? You mean where those fat redneck guys dip snuff and talk about shit nobody cares about, like their sweet tea they just picked up at the gas station or the way they actually talked to a girl once?

John- Yeah , the guy was reviewing Grizzly Longcut Wintergreen and yelling at his mom while talking about taking his sister outside of the trailer and bending her over.

Sandy- Wow , what a loser.
by Big Lipper 420 November 2, 2011
mugGet the Dip Videomug.

ranch dip

Hey mom that nigger called me a ranch dip
by The ranch dip nation November 18, 2013
mugGet the ranch dipmug.

Turtle Dip

Tea-bagging someone with a turd hanging half-way out of your asshole. Preferably, the recipient will be blind-folded or closing their eyes to keep them in suspense over whether they are about to get the ballsack or the shit with every successive dip.
"I gave your mother the turtle dip, not because she is such a whore but because I thought it would make her stop trying to fuck me."
by mrcheesenowait October 22, 2011
mugGet the Turtle Dipmug.

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