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Hobo Dab

An advanced bong maneuver used by potheads too poor to afford dabs, or without a hookup for dabs. You pack a bowl in the best bong you can find, exhale and empty your lungs completely, and then light it and start ripping that shit until your herb burns out AND the chamber is completely cleared. Keep pulling it for 1 more second to draw in some air, then hold your breath for a moment, and exhale slowly through your nose.
Example 1:
1: Damn fam ever since I moved back home for the summer all I've got is my old weed hookup from high school.
2: Fuck it wanna do Hobo Dabs?
1: Yeah.
2. Cool.
1: Ok.

Example 2:
1: Holy shit fam I'm broken. I am falling off of the thread of time man.
2: Kids do not try a Hobo Dab at home. Or ever.
1: Is Popeyes still open?
2: I don't know.
1: Ok.
2: Sorry.
1: Ok.
by R@D January 28, 2018
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how to dab

STEP 1:move your arm across your forehead and eyes
STEP 2:stretch your other arm to face the same way as the previous arm
STEP 3:Dab
STEP 4:whilst dabbing think about what you are doing with your life
STEP 5:kill yourself
STEP 6:disregard steps 1-4 (you stilll have to kill yourself for reading this).
OMG i dabbed how to dab???&*%%$%$^&
by king of memeskk plop April 19, 2017
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dab

A "Dab" is a awesome move you do were your head goes in arm and the other arm goes up.
"Hey! dab for me"

"Nahhh I suck at that!"
by hendrix321 July 31, 2016
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dab

It is a dance that consists of putting either arm outstretched to one side of your body while also bending the other arm inwards and tucking your head behind the elbow. It was originally created as a dance which black people used but then, white children found out how 'hip' and 'cool' it was and created a new form of autistic dancing.
White Child 1: Hey Chad, look at my mother freaking dab bro!
White Child 2: Woah, but look at me! I can do five dabs in two seconds!!!!
White Child 1: Cool! Wanna dab in front of our teacher when she does roll call?
White Child 2: Hell freaking yeah!
by god1234XD June 20, 2017
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Dab

A dead meme that was also a "dance move". You've taken the dab WAY TOO FAR, PEOPLE. (Not to offend)
Jake Paul dabs on all his haters
by LlamaLlamadefinitions July 18, 2018
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dab

An incredibly stupid "dance move" where one puts his or her elbow to his or her nose and extends the other arm in the opposite direction.
Squidward, dab!!
by Shuhnanigans September 9, 2016
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dab

I sneezed, aka DABBED Get rek
by MuchKAwaiiKim May 25, 2016
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