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by Crimeman September 25, 2021
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Word Crimes

When you spell the same paragraph as someone else only in different spelling.
"Just keep in mind that "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spell-checker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince" - Weird Al (Word Crimes)
Behold the fall of literacy, it started with and emote and ended with a whimper. I hate these WORD CRIMES.......
by Stillwatter August 21, 2022
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crime-buster

An individual who is fixated on bringing not existent problems to light.

Someone who is a crime-buster will claim that they’re speaking the “truth” or exposing something for what it really is, despite having no reason to be investigating the topic matter.
Darryl: I can’t use my phone for 3 days now because my roommate Kaden tried guessing my password so he could monitor my social medias.
Dawson: Well, that’s what you get from rooming with a crime-buster.
by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023
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Crime stoppers junkie

People who are addicted to crime stoppers informant tips may not necessarily be drug addicts, but more akin to gambling addicts and the dopamine response to a jackpot or 'pay out'.
How many crime stoppers junkies on the call in show tonight?
by Modern Women December 24, 2025
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Crime

VIƏCTER the cat. Killed Mansour Shats parents. Wanted in 50 states and 50 countries. Did crack in France. Killed a man in Germany. Kicked dogs. His apoplectic is tiny cat. He's an 8ft long, hairless siamese cat. The definition of crime.
Oh God it's VIƏCTER, he is crime
by BIEEL March 15, 2022
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War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)
-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.
by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022
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Crime

"But he wasn't there for a kiss, he was there for the opposite of a kiss, which is crime."
by PCubiles September 12, 2022
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