by Kyle Smith July 06, 2004
Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.
Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.
Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.
Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.
by Creepytastik September 03, 2011
That movie is cow vagina
by Retordd May 04, 2018
A drunken, atempted to tip a cow from the standing position on to it' s side and/or back. Most often another exscuse to go out and get even more hammared.
Judd: Hey buud lets go cow tippin'
Stan: Alright, I'll swing by and grab some more beer from sal's.
Judd: Okay... (grabs 1/2 of 24 pack and tosses in bed of truck)
Stan: Alright, I'll swing by and grab some more beer from sal's.
Judd: Okay... (grabs 1/2 of 24 pack and tosses in bed of truck)
by Chsracowgirl182 February 15, 2010
by Will M. W. April 09, 2007
A Mythical Creature that is the cross between a Spider and a Cow. The Spider Cow instead of producing milk produces Kevlar out of its udders.
I wish Jeffery would hurry up milking the Spider Cow. I want to knit a vest out of the Kevlar he is getting.
by Dan11111112 January 08, 2011
MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO
by Super Coopz November 12, 2019