Schlong Covid

The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."

According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.

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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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Covid Worthy

During the Pandemic, people had no choice but to remain home, often alone. Singles looked through dating apps hopefully to meet someone, yet the anxiety of meeting a mate was so high they needed to exceed normal expectations to risk a in person date or physical encounter. If a guy or gal was so hot, you would drop your anxiety about being infected by a deadly virus just to have sex, means that person was Covid Worthy. Ie they are so hot, it's worth the risk of getting Covid just for a shot. This is a play on the Sienfeld episode where Elaine had to decide if her new boyfriend was "Sponge Worthy" due to the scarcity of the today sponge being taken off the market.
I would have left the house for her, That chic was totally Covid Worthy!
by PinkySwirl April 02, 2021
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Covid-Weinstein

A person who sexually harassed someone while quarantined for an illnesses.
John got corona virus, he told me he is now a Covid-Weinstein.
by Jehebebe March 21, 2020
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Covid-Catfish

When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.
" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"
by MrHavok September 08, 2020
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Covid-Catfish

A man or woman who appears attractive until the mask comes off.
I asked this dude out, but he turned out to be a covid-catfish and when his mask came off I just couldn't even...
by GoddM October 12, 2020
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“Covid moment”

A covid moment is when, after surviving the covid 19 virus, you have a foggy brain: unable to recollect everyday words, you’re somewhat disoriented, some people report being forgetful and cannot concentrate. Others have memory loss, etc. etc. its temporary but very alarming especially when you’ve relied upon your intelligence your entire life. That’s why its a moment, a covid moment.
Natasha’s “covid moment” alarmed her because She was so happy to see the beautiful object in her daughter’s hands . She exclaimed , “oh my what beautiful, beautiful….” But she couldn’t find the word, “flowers” to complete her sentence.
by WildestBlings May 15, 2021
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Covid Jail

“Hey man you wanna go out?”

Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”
by WonderBlox May 10, 2022
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