Ultimate Cougar

Taking the cougar relationship (younger man/older woman, age difference more than ten years or so) to the next level and getting married. This used to be very rare and still is relatively rare. Most cougars are not looking for permanent relationships like marriage.
My best friend did ultimate cougar last weeekend when he got married; he's twenty-nine and she's forty five.
by former Wyeth again December 22, 2011
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toothless cougar

Middle-aged divorced or single women on the prowl for male companionship who don't really want sexual activity, they just want to be seen.
The two toothless cougars by the bar just want some attention and maybe free drinks, but wouldn't put their hand on a cock if their life depended on it.
by bullet88 June 18, 2009
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Cougar Step

Awkard walk of shame, pride, guilt, or simply handicapped
When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street I asked what the hell he was doing.

He replied " Something I like to call the Cougar Step"
by trevor Boone August 05, 2007
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booger sugar cougar

This is a mature woman aka MILF who is welcoming to men who bring drugs to her.
Mandy is a booger sugar cougar who loves men with coke!
by I, Wreckerrr December 09, 2020
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Cougar Death Strike

Cougar death strike occurs when an older woman (cougar) pounces upon her unsuspecting toyboy and mauls him in an erotic and sensual way. Often the toyboy is pinned to the floor in this process. Can result in the a horrific number of lovebites to the chest and neck.
Emily: *cougar death strikes*

Harry: ahhhh im sorry ill be good dont eat me D:
by Emp3/cheeseman66 March 25, 2010
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cougar meat

The aging reproductive organ of a wily, sexually charged woman in her 40s. Usually resembles rotting flesh. The sweet/pungent scent will often attract flies.
I'm sick of college girls, man. Let's hit up the Pottery Barn and track down some cougar meat!
by Brohamity Sam June 13, 2007
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Chuck E. Cougar

A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.
That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?

Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
by B. Hanback March 28, 2009
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