original cougar

The Original CougarA.KA. "Demi Moore".. An old soap opera hag,that used to be a minor celebrity that prefers twinks to give her life meaning.

Someone that is older & used up ;and never had a son,only girls so thats her way of having a son. Looks younger now then she was at 20. Some plastic surgions work magic ! One day he will awaken to his GRANNY !

That wrinkled old bitch in the corner is gonna pull a "Demi Moore"A.K.A. Original Cougar; on the cute little twinker sic.unsuspecting busboy,or poolboy,cabana boy

by thecandykidsduo July 15, 2009

toothless cougar

Middle-aged divorced or single women on the prowl for male companionship who don't really want sexual activity, they just want to be seen.

The two toothless cougars by the bar just want some attention and maybe free drinks, but wouldn't put their hand on a cock if their life depended on it.

by bullet88 June 17, 2009

Cougar Step

Awkard walk of shame, pride, guilt, or simply handicapped

When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street I asked what the hell he was doing.

He replied " Something I like to call the Cougar Step"

by trevor Boone August 5, 2007

booger sugar cougar

This is a mature woman aka MILF who is welcoming to men who bring drugs to her.

Mandy is a booger sugar cougar who loves men with coke!

by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

Cougar Death Strike

Cougar death strike occurs when an older woman (cougar) pounces upon her unsuspecting toyboy and mauls him in an erotic and sensual way. Often the toyboy is pinned to the floor in this process. Can result in the a horrific number of lovebites to the chest and neck.

Emily: *cougar death strikes*

Harry: ahhhh im sorry ill be good dont eat me D:

by Emp3/cheeseman66 March 25, 2010

cougar meat

The aging reproductive organ of a wily, sexually charged woman in her 40s. Usually resembles rotting flesh. The sweet/pungent scent will often attract flies.

I'm sick of college girls, man. Let's hit up the Pottery Barn and track down some cougar meat!

by Brohamity Sam July 9, 2007

Chuck E. Cougar

A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.

That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?

Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....

by B. Hanback March 28, 2009