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Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.
In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
mugGet the Smith Coronamug.

The Corona Ebola

You get sick and become the guy in the movie "It" which dies in it yes dies cause big bad Ebola Corona
by Ernest_Exabyte January 28, 2021
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corona

a very mean virus that has no standards, and will fuck mothers if needed
person 1: has your mum gotten the corona?
person 2: no shit PRESTON *underbreath* i fucked ur mom
by NYX LIKES BIG TITTYS February 11, 2022
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Corona

Wish it’s a Chinese thing that you can by things includes the corona virus and the death.
In some country’s they think that

Greta Thunberg started COVID-19 bc that have a good influence on the earth
Corona.bitch
by Youra_dopted April 17, 2020
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Corona Virus

It is a cover up for a reign of terror led by the ref lue.

They ask u to join by killing the weakest u know, thats why ur a targeted
individual.

They kill all the smart ones to make population stupid, but thats them too.

Common things are cover ups, ricin, methenol.

What ever to make it look like an accident for life insurance on ur ip asrank.

Hold true to god.

And wait for the subliminal affermation.
The seal Of god.

I wonder who's gonnah be the electric skeleton to hunt them all down.

This so called war, or iron man revived.
Corona Virus,

Targeted individuals being tajing out under mask of blasphemy.

But thanks to them our minds are being downloaded, tested, and chosen for the future.

Its all just a test.

Soul capturing. Etc.
by MineOwedWu's August 13, 2021
mugGet the Corona Virusmug.

Corona Couple

A couple that’s only together because of the coronavirus. Whether it’s a hookup that got quarantined together, or a long-term couple whose relationship went south right before the pandemic, everyone knows they’re not meant to be.
“Yo, it’s super obvious that she was about to dump his ass, but then corona hit.”
“Yeah, they’re definitely a corona couple.”
by MoreTrustworthyThanGoogle April 11, 2020
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