Golden Phallus Complex

Like King Midas of greek mythology, a person with GPC believes their penis to be magical, witholding the power to turn a queer woman straight through intercourse. A common syndrome among straight cis men who believe lesbians only exist for their enjoyment.

Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.

Guy: "Hey, you're only a lesbian cuz you haven't had sex with me, I can turn you straight"

Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"

by suamaede4 August 3, 2022

organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.

Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?

by Telephony April 12, 2015

Completition

The act of treating a test, usually of skill or knowledge, as if it were timed and/or a race. This occurs most typically in an academic setting, but can be seen elsewhere, as in IQ or personality tests. The winner of a completition can be determined either by the fastest time, the best score or results, or most commonly a combination of the two.

Hortense: How'd you do on the Calc test, Biff? I pulled out a B+.

Biff: Eh, I got a B-, but I was the first one done by fifteen minutes. I totally won the completition.

by Hybrid Raj March 30, 2011

Compture

The word you use when you failed to spell computer

Person: "wy my compture brok"
Tech support: "What do you mean?"

by eggman nega December 16, 2020

Texting company

When your alone and bored so you text someone for some company. They are called "texting company".

Texting company:
Jack: How r u Jil?
Jill: M gud, r u txtin me caus yr aftr txtn company?
Jack: Yeah, im all alone n sad :'(
Jill: Leave me alone you weirdo

by Jimmety Cricket June 28, 2011

Little Red Hen Complex

When a person becomes convinced that they are the only one doing any work, and that no one else deserves any reward in the end.

Jeesh, I'm so sick of Lisa and her Little Red Hen Complex. If she'd ever pull her head out of her ass, she might notice how much we carry her ass!

by salu1999 September 30, 2008

Pleasure Leisure Companion

It'one of a kind. Better than friends with benefits, while not being in a commited relationship.

- How long have you been together?

- Together wtf?
- I though he is your bf.

- Ah no. He is my Pleasure Leisure Companion.

by darisha_231 March 20, 2021