Cocktail

Slowest but baddest nigga alive.

If you are biseuxual a cocktail man will proceed to traumatise you and turn you straight. He is also genetically blessed and mostly known as batman and one of the Romanian endgame bosses in Romania Simulator. He may be stealing shit but he also steals hearts and your virginity.

by I Eat Afghans August 9, 2023

Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass

Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail

by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 3, 2021

GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail)

How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.

Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.

by D.W. White July 7, 2022

An Elvis Cocktail

When a person takes a mix of sleeping pills and alcohol. Typically, this refers to the way Elvis Presley overdosed in his bathroom.

"Wow dude, slow down, you can't drink that you have to take your meds remember? You don't want an Elvis cocktail."

by Larryj1986 July 19, 2022

Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021

cocktail tease

A person who says he wants to get drinks in the evening but than bails out.

Person A: hello so its on for tonight, you want to hit that bar?
Person B: sorry bro Im too tired
Person A: your a such a cocktail tease

by Cocktail tease November 9, 2022

slut cocktail

To make a slut cocktail you need 5 men 2 girls, lube, martini glass, a syringe, and a bowl, the 5 men take turns on girl 1s lubed asshole until all 5 cum inside her then the girl2 gets extreme throatfucked until she has collected saliva and cum in the bowl after girl1 pushes cum and ass juice in the bowl than they both squirt and pee in the bowl the solution is then injected into girl 2s ass an then squirted into a martini glass both girls will be naughty bitches and drink this.

Sarah was a slutty kinky goddess and forced a straight girl a slut cocktail that she made earlier.

by slutty cocktail queen September 18, 2022