deuce closet

a toilet stall

"Yo, where is Colin?"
"He had to dump, he's in the deuce closet."

by Gusberti O'Reilly June 4, 2009

kpop closet

when somebody’s clearly into kpop, but not ready to admit it yet

“i could see her eyes light up slightly when jimin hit that high note, but unfortunately she’s still in the kpop closet”

by meaghaehn August 11, 2019

wall papering the closet

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.

Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.

by ryanwvfan September 28, 2010

Sleeping in the Closet

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011

closed book

Any woman/girl who acts in a way that makes her difficult to figure out or understand.

I really like this chick, but she's like a closed book to me.

by SlangTwang January 20, 2009

closet psycho

when you first start to date someone and they seem normal but as time goes on their craziness comes out.

Adam: I thought Sam was a cool person until I moved in with her and turns out she's a major closet psycho

by You_know_whatsup December 4, 2014

closet

1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.

1. He's in the closet.
2. He's not in the closet, he's in Narnia!!

by Kinpatsu April 16, 2006